A Timeline of Tentacles

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Mortal Kombat Saved My Life

“Get over here.” – Scorpion

The Last X-Men Game

“It begins with a Death, but it can end with a rebirth. The future is yours to shape.” – Destiny, HOX/POX

WTF are Crispers?

“They’re baked, not fried, making Crispers a great snack alternative.” – Christie (Nabisco)

Aerith’s Death

Unlike Sephiroth, when she becomes aware of her origins she responds by fighting for the future of Gaia and all of its creatures. She is the absolute yin to his yang. Not Cloud.

Are Chrono Trigger’s Characters Dead?

“If the world’s gonna be destroyed, then let it be destroyed! If history is gonna be changed, then let it bloody well be changed!” – Kid

Why Ocelot Acts Differently in MGS V

“The world today has become too soft. We’re living in an age where true feelings are suppressed. So we’re going to shake things up a bit.” – Ocelot

The Magic of Secret of Mana

“I need life energy to create a new, peaceful world, understand? Soon, the Mana Fortress will bring the people of the world together!” – Thanatos

Jenova Reunion Theory

“I wasn’t pursuing Sephiroth… I was being summoned by Sephiroth.”