A Timeline of Tentacles

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Mortal Kombat Saved My Life

“Get over here.” – Scorpion

WTF are Bugles?

Bugles, the first cone-shaped corn snack, debuted in 1964. Now we have Bugles Fingers.

The Last X-Men Game

“It begins with a Death, but it can end with a rebirth. The future is yours to shape.” – Destiny, HOX/POX

The Loss of Dead Space

“Altman be praised.” – Unitology

The Vibes of Twin Peaks

“She’s dead, wrapped in plastic.” – Pete Martell

X-Men: God Loves, Man Extends

“We wanted something that would read as good we, we hoped, in 5 years if not 20, as it did in that day. And goodness knows, we seemed to have pulled it off.” – Chris Claremont

WTF are Crispers?

“They’re baked, not fried, making Crispers a great snack alternative.” – Christie (Nabisco)

Inside Marvel’s Onslaught Epic

“At last… FREEDOM! Now, behold my mighty hand! – Onslaught

X-Men Origins: Wolf

“I’m the best I am at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice.” – Logan